One of the most prominent producers of American single malt whiskey has just unveiled its newest surefire smash hit: Sport Dram, the Whiskey Kwencher. Billed as “a whiskey for winners,” this is the whiskey workout drink you’ve been waiting for, and it’s ready to help whip you into shape.
Sport Dram is available in three never before seen flavors, or muscular colors, including Red Slam, Blue Buzz and Green Grip. The uses are endless, though Westland suggests that it’s, “ideal for swigging after an intense day slathering muscles with oil, spiking volleyballs, fist bumping and chest pumping.”
Check out the promo for this killer new release:
Here’s more of what you can expect with the official tasting notes:
This is an authentically aggressive whiskey. No matter which muscular color you choose, it will be a demanding dram. For the furious, not the faint.
Nose: Raw relentless reek, aggressive ash.
Palate: A perpetual pummeling of peat power.
Of course, I needed to check this out for myself. So I strapped on my blue neon Sport Dram fanny pack, put on my “proof is in the muscles” tank top, and then slugged some Sport Dram before hitting the gym. I crushed it, and if I can do it, then so can you.
If you need some more motivation, just take it from the Sport Dram team:
“Winning is for the strong. That’s why you train. Because muscles are for winning. And winners are born thirsty.
Sport Dram is for the strong. The brutal. The thirsty.
Sport Dram is for the winners. Klench the Kwench!”
For more on Sport Dram, check out its official site here.
Yes, this is a lovely April Fool’s Day joke from the folks at Westland. Though the whiskey bottled up as Sport Dram was actually quite tasty, and definitely packed that perpetual pummeling of peat power. Sport Dram is also a follow up to last year’s equally amazing and hilarious Bold Smooth:
Westland isn’t the only boozy prankster this year, either, with Jägermeister also getting in on the fun. You’ve been to the bar and had a Jäger Bomb? Well, now it’s time to heal your wounds with some Jäger Balm!
It’s sure to be just what the doctor ordered. Check it out:
Who knew that they’d actually work so well together? Go get ripped in the gym with Sport Dram, and then mend your massive muscles with some Jager Balm. Win-win!
